POLICE: Park mein Aesey Q Bethe ho?

POLICE: Park mein Aesey Q Bethe ho?

SARDAR: "O Pa G! Hum 2no Shadi Shuda hein"

POLICE: "To Ghar mein Betho"

SARDAR: "Iska Shohar or Meri BV Mind Krtey hein..

Did anyone lose money Sardar Jokes

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Sardar to doctor: fynny sms

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Sardar’s wish : when i die,

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Sardar In a practical Exam

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Sardar To Teacher Funny jokes

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

A sardarji went to a SHOP | Sardar Jokes

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

jin or sardar ki beewi

Kisi nay SRdar G sy poochha ,agr aap ki wife ko jin chimit jaay aap kia kro gay.
'SRDAR
hm nay kia krna ha?
Ghalti jin ki ha....., wo khud bhugtay.

sardar in party

Sardar party me gaya our Larki se kaha: Aap Dance keren gi?
Larki: Haan.
Sardar: To Baji ye kursi ham le len plzzz?

Sardar ko call aai

Sardar ko Raat 3 bajy call aai.
Wo chillata huwa bhaga..

1 ghanty K bad sardar galiyan deta huwa wapas aya..

Bv ne pocha:
kia huwa.?

Sardar
Hum ko phone aya K Tumhari factory mai aag lag gai hai..

Raasty mai tha to yaad aya.






"Hamara to Mochi ka Dukan hai.