Techar:
2 m se 2 nikalo to kya bacha?
Khan:
Am ko swal smaj ni aya
Techar:
tmhary pas 2 maalty thy,
tm ne wo kha liye ab tmhary pas kya bcha?
Pthan:
chilka
Tchr:
O ho kesy smjaun.
Showing posts with label Pathan Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan Jokes. Show all posts
Sunday, 19 April 2015
Pathan In Interview | Funny Pathan SMS
"An INTERVIEW"
.
Officer to Boy: Naam kiya hay.
Boy: MP sir
Ofcr: MP kia?
Boy: Muhammad Pervez
Ofcr: Ilaqa ?
Boy: MP sir
Ofcr: Ab kia MP?
Boy: Meer Pur.
Ofcr: Education kia hai?
Boy: MP sir
Ofcr (ghussay se) : Ab MP ka matlab?
Boy: Matric Pass
.
Officer to Boy: Naam kiya hay.
Boy: MP sir
Ofcr: MP kia?
Boy: Muhammad Pervez
Ofcr: Ilaqa ?
Boy: MP sir
Ofcr: Ab kia MP?
Boy: Meer Pur.
Ofcr: Education kia hai?
Boy: MP sir
Ofcr (ghussay se) : Ab MP ka matlab?
Boy: Matric Pass
Monday, 13 April 2015
Pathan Bike chlate hoy PRAD0 wale se:
Pathan Bike chlate
hoy PRAD0 wale se:
Kbi Bike chlaya hy?
PRAD0 wala:
Ja apna kam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabr aya or bola:
Kbi Bike chlaya hy?
PRADO wala:
hoy PRAD0 wale se:
Kbi Bike chlaya hy?
PRAD0 wala:
Ja apna kam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabr aya or bola:
Kbi Bike chlaya hy?
PRADO wala:
Friday, 10 April 2015
Father Of India - Pathan Jokes
=>Dushmni ho to aesi:
Pathan ne apney Bachey ka nam india rkha
Dost: Apko india se nafrat ha phir apny bety ka nam india Q rkha?
Pathan:Hum saari dunya ko btana chahta ha k pathan
india ka baap hai.."
Pathan ne apney Bachey ka nam india rkha
Dost: Apko india se nafrat ha phir apny bety ka nam india Q rkha?
Pathan:Hum saari dunya ko btana chahta ha k pathan
india ka baap hai.."
Tuesday, 7 April 2015
Barish or pathan
1 Pathan ney Black Chashma lagaya
Or Peshwar sey Lahore chala aaya.
jab Lahore pohancha to baarish shuru ho gai.
Pathan ko Black chasmay mein baarish k Qatray kaalay Nazar Aa rahay thay.
Pathan ney Asmaan ki taraf daikha or bola ya
"ALLAH"
Teri Qudrat b bohat Ajeeb hei...
Peshawar mein baarish nahe hoti or Lahore mein COCA COLA
barasti hai....
Or Peshwar sey Lahore chala aaya.
jab Lahore pohancha to baarish shuru ho gai.
Pathan ko Black chasmay mein baarish k Qatray kaalay Nazar Aa rahay thay.
Pathan ney Asmaan ki taraf daikha or bola ya
"ALLAH"
Teri Qudrat b bohat Ajeeb hei...
Peshawar mein baarish nahe hoti or Lahore mein COCA COLA
barasti hai....
Barish or pathan
1 Pathan ney Black Chashma lagaya
Or Peshwar sey Lahore chala aaya.
jab Lahore pohancha to baarish shuru ho gai.
Pathan ko Black chasmay mein baarish k Qatray kaalay Nazar Aa rahay thay.
Pathan ney Asmaan ki taraf daikha or bola ya
"ALLAH"
Teri Qudrat b bohat Ajeeb hei...
Peshawar mein baarish nahe hoti or Lahore mein COCA COLA
barasti hai....
Or Peshwar sey Lahore chala aaya.
jab Lahore pohancha to baarish shuru ho gai.
Pathan ko Black chasmay mein baarish k Qatray kaalay Nazar Aa rahay thay.
Pathan ney Asmaan ki taraf daikha or bola ya
"ALLAH"
Teri Qudrat b bohat Ajeeb hei...
Peshawar mein baarish nahe hoti or Lahore mein COCA COLA
barasti hai....
Pathan On Petrol Pump
Petrol pump se
21 KM door
1 Fauji truck ka petrol khtm ho gya
Pathan driver ne Major SAHAB ko bataya k pump tak dhakka lgana parega
Sb nichy utry
or
Dhakka Lgana shuru kia
kafi der bad
Petrol pmp pr pohnch gaey
kuch jawan bilkul nidhal ho gaey
Kuch to behosh b ho gaey
Pathan ne petrol dalwana shuru kia
to
Major SAHAB ne kaha
k
Pichay jo drum hy
Us me b dalwa Lo
Pathan:
Sir
Wo to full hy
Emergency k liay rakha hua hy..
21 KM door
1 Fauji truck ka petrol khtm ho gya
Pathan driver ne Major SAHAB ko bataya k pump tak dhakka lgana parega
Sb nichy utry
or
Dhakka Lgana shuru kia
kafi der bad
Petrol pmp pr pohnch gaey
kuch jawan bilkul nidhal ho gaey
Kuch to behosh b ho gaey
Pathan ne petrol dalwana shuru kia
to
Major SAHAB ne kaha
k
Pichay jo drum hy
Us me b dalwa Lo
Pathan:
Sir
Wo to full hy
Emergency k liay rakha hua hy..
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