Funny SMS | Hm khud b nhi janty k kitna pyar krty hen tujsy

Hm khud b nhi janty k kitna pyar krty hen tujsy?

Teri Rooh se

Tery Wajood se

Tery Jazbo se


Tery Hussun se

Funny WAPDA SMS | New wapda offers for their customers

Dear Customar.

Aane Wali Garmiyon Main
'WAPDA'
Laya Aap k Liyay Naya Awami Package.

"5 Ka 55"

Yani Har 5 Minute Light istimal krain Aur 55 Minute Tak Bijli ki Shandar Bachat Hasil krain.

Wo Bhi Bilkul Free

Aur Sath Hi

1- Mobile charge Na Honay se Balance ki Bachat

2-T.V Na Dekhne Se Gunhaon ki Bachat

Funny SMS - teen charsi taxi main bethey

3 charsi taxi me bethe

taxi wale ne taxi start kr k bnd krdi or bola, lo saab! ponch gae

1 ne thanx bola,
2sre ne paise diye,
or
3sre ne driver ko thapar mara
driver samjha isko pata chal gaya.
lekin 3rd bola,

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 saalya eni taiz na chalaya kr kisy nu marren ga.

Funny Wapda SMS | Wapda Gifted To Pakistan Nation

Dear Customar.

Aane Wali Garmiyon Main
'WAPDA'
Laya Aap k Liyay Naya Awami Package.

"5 Ka 55"

Yani Har 5 Minute Light istimal krain Aur 55 Minute Tak Bijli ki Shandar Bachat Hasil krain.

Wo Bhi Bilkul Free

Aur Sath Hi

1- Mobile charge Na Honay se Balance ki Bachat

2-T.V Na Dekhne Se Gunhaon ki Bachat

3-Bijli Janay Par Sabar karne ki Tofeeq

4-Bijli Aane Par ALLAH ka Shukar Ada karne ki aadat

Wo Bhi Har Ghente

Yani Jan'nat Main Jaane k Beshumaar Muwaqe wo Bhi Har jaga

"WAPDA"

Tum Hi To Ho.

Note:
"Ye Offer Zara c Grmi Prtay Hi
Active kr D Jae Gi.
Shukriya"

POLICE: Park mein Aesey Q Bethe ho?

POLICE: Park mein Aesey Q Bethe ho?

SARDAR: "O Pa G! Hum 2no Shadi Shuda hein"

POLICE: "To Ghar mein Betho"

SARDAR: "Iska Shohar or Meri BV Mind Krtey hein..

Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan

Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya,

Wah,Wah

OR

Jis ne Soch samaj K ki
Usne konsa teer maar liya.:)

TAliiiyaaaan.;)

Best Funny SMS 2015 | 1 larki bus stop pe naqaab me khari thi

ZALIM SMS 2015

1 larki bus stop pe naqaab me khari thi

Admi bike pe aya or kaha
HEll0 jaan g
Lift chahiye kya

Larki

Toba.
Abbu g me ho

Larki fon pe: kya Ap kunware hai?

Larki fon pe: kya Ap kunware hai?

Admi: yes, Lekin Ap kon?

Ans: Tumhari B.V.
Aj Ghar ao phr batati hun,

Doosri Call new Number se,

Girl: Ap Shadi Shuda hain?

Man: yes, Lekin Ap kon?

Girl: Tmhari Girl Friend, You Cheat,

Man: Sorry Baby Mai smjha Meri BV he,

Ans: BV hi hun kamine aj to bs ghr aaja.

Friends Were Going to a journey

2 dost safr pe ja rahe thy
Raste mein rat ho gai wo tent lga kr so gay
Rat ko 1 ki ankh khuli us ne 2nd ko jaga kr kAhA asman ki traf dekh kr btao kya nzr ata hy
2nd
Bohat sare sitare
1st
Is sy kya pata chalta hy
2nd
yehi k asman khubsurt or roshan hy
1st
Anni dia Putra TAMBOO koi put k le gya ey..

Wife to Husband Funny SMS

B.V:
Kash Aap message hotay, Main Aap ko save kr Leti aur jb dil krta parhti


SHOHAR:
Bohat Kanjo0s ho, Sirf save hi krti ?
Apni saheli ko frwd nhi krti?:;-)

Talented Husband Funny SMS

"Talented Husband"

Wife:Ap muj se kitna pyar krte hen?

Husband:Me tm se itna pyar krta hu k tmhara jootha zehar b P skta hon,
agr yaqin na ho to aazma Lo.

toota hua dil funny SMS

Boy: tooty huwy dil se pyar kro gi Ya dil tootny tak pyar kro gi?

Girl: betaa Tooti hui chappal se pity ga Ya chappal K tootny tak pity ga. :p=D;)

students funny sms

Master: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ''I killed a person''
Student: The Future tense is ''You will go to a jail''

Kanjoos Boy Girl Love

Knjoos boy love with knjoos girl.

GiRL jab papa so jayenge to me gali me sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun kr foran andar aa jana.

Lekin boy sikka phenkny k 1 ghante bad aya.

GiRL itni der kyon lga di..?

Boy wo ma sikka dhond raha tha.

GiRL pagal wo dhaaga bandh k phenka tha wapis khench liya tha.

Ashqi 3

Taliban Funny Jokes SMS

Ek khud kush hamla aawar ne
taliban se kaha....!

"Sir g"
Barood thora ghat paya kro,

Pichli vari sada banda

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jannat to v
33 kilo meter
Agy nikal gaya c..