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Tuesday, 7 April 2015

jin or sardar ki beewi

Kisi nay SRdar G sy poochha ,agr aap ki wife ko jin chimit jaay aap kia kro gay.
'SRDAR
hm nay kia krna ha?
Ghalti jin ki ha....., wo khud bhugtay.


Barish or pathan

1 Pathan ney Black Chashma lagaya
Or Peshwar sey Lahore chala aaya.

jab Lahore pohancha to baarish shuru ho gai.

Pathan ko Black chasmay mein baarish k Qatray kaalay Nazar Aa rahay thay.
Pathan ney Asmaan ki taraf daikha or bola ya

"ALLAH"

Teri Qudrat b bohat Ajeeb hei...
Peshawar mein baarish nahe hoti or Lahore mein COCA COLA
barasti hai....

Barish or pathan

1 Pathan ney Black Chashma lagaya
Or Peshwar sey Lahore chala aaya.

jab Lahore pohancha to baarish shuru ho gai.

Pathan ko Black chasmay mein baarish k Qatray kaalay Nazar Aa rahay thay.
Pathan ney Asmaan ki taraf daikha or bola ya

"ALLAH"

Teri Qudrat b bohat Ajeeb hei...
Peshawar mein baarish nahe hoti or Lahore mein COCA COLA
barasti hai....

toota hua dil funny SMS

Boy: tooty huwy dil se pyar kro gi Ya dil tootny tak pyar kro gi?

Girl: betaa Tooti hui chappal se pity ga Ya chappal K tootny tak pity ga. :p=D;)

sardar in party

Sardar party me gaya our Larki se kaha: Aap Dance keren gi?
Larki: Haan.
Sardar: To Baji ye kursi ham le len plzzz?

 
 
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