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Tuesday, 7 April 2015

students funny sms

Master: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ''I killed a person''
Student: The Future tense is ''You will go to a jail''

Kanjoos Boy Girl Love

Knjoos boy love with knjoos girl.

GiRL jab papa so jayenge to me gali me sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun kr foran andar aa jana.

Lekin boy sikka phenkny k 1 ghante bad aya.

GiRL itni der kyon lga di..?

Boy wo ma sikka dhond raha tha.

GiRL pagal wo dhaaga bandh k phenka tha wapis khench liya tha.

Ashqi 3

ban gaye ashak jafa ki tasweer

ban gaye ashak jafa ki tasweer
khinch gai aaj sada ki tasweer

phir buja nala o shewan ka sarood
raqas karti hai hayaa ki tasweer

ehtiat dil aashiq lazim
toot jati hai wafa ki tasweer

bol uthi teri leh main saghir
aasmano pa dua ki tasweer

Bhooli hui sada hoon muje yaad ki jieye

 Bhooli hui sada hoon muje yaad ki jieye
tum se kahan mila hoon muje yaad ki jieye

manzil nai hoon, khizar nai, rahzan nai
manzil ka rasta hoon muje yaad ki jieye

meri nigah e shouq se har gul hai dewta
main ishq ka khuda hoon muje yaad ki jieye

naghmon ki ibtida thi kabhi mere naam se
ashkon ki intiha hoon muje yaad ki jieye

gum sum khari hain dono jahan ki haqeeqtain
main inse keh raha hoon muje yaad ki jieye

saghir kisi ke hussan e tagaful shahar ki
behki hui ada hoon muje yaad ki jieye

badnami e hayyat de ranjoor ho gaye

badnami e hayyat de ranjoor ho gaye
aye yaar teri bat se ranjoor ho gaye

yazdan ke hadsat pa hum ne kiya yaqeen
apni shikast zat se ranjoor ho gaye

har rehguzar pa chor hain insaniat ke paon
sheeshe ki kainat se ranjoor ho gaye

murja ke raeh gai gham dashnam ki bahar
fasal e takalufat se ranjoor ho gaye

apno ne zindagi main harasan kiya hamain
geron ke iltifat se ranjoor ho gaye

saghir sakoon de gai dil ki kasak hamain
aksar khushi ki bat se ranjoor ho gaye
 
 
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